2013 PHUNT Results

Hunt has just completed the tedious task of translating the chicken scratch of delirious runners, on sheets smudged by sweat droplets and dawg drool, and has compiled a best stab at the self-reported results from the January 2013 PHUNT runs at Fair Hill, MD.

Please keep in mind that these are the results written down by the runners themselves and not verified by any type of chip timing (corn, potato, or otherwise). Many may be fictional, some may reflect a day lost wandering random trails more or less than the specified distance, and a tiny minority may be accurate times from the full and actual course.

So, don't take these too seriously. Above all, we hope all runners had a blast running around in the woods!

Hunt's official race summary and PHUNT 2013 Results Here

2013 Triple Crown Trail Races


The Big Dawg of the Trail Dawg event calendar is coming soon: 

The Trail Triple Crown Races!

Saturday, April 27, 2013 at Delaware's White Clay Creek State Park.

The best thing to happen to running since the invention of those Vibram Five Fingers Footie Thingamabobs.

Join in our 16th annual home-grown, half-baked, deep-fried and sanctified one-day trail race series for runners and walkers of all ages and abilities.

All event proceeds are donated to four local homeless shelters.  

What other event gives you so many options? Run one race, or two! Run the Delaware Trail Marathon, or run our patented Triple Crown endorphin-fest--the Half-Marathon, 10K and 5K in sequence--all in one morning!

Please visit RD John Mackenzie's Triple Crown page for race information and registration link: http://www.udel.edu/johnmack/traildawgs/tc/

TRIHUMPF Half-Mary

On Saturday, May 18th, 2013 Charles Mason and Jeremiah Dixon would be honored because the line created 250 years ago that bears their names where it intersects 3 states is the key to a trail race:

The “TriHUMPf” Runs
TrailDawg supported Half-Marathon, 8 mile, or 4.5 mile races

Do you miss the old HUMP Run 50K+++? Come on out for this new but shorter event at the same bat time, same bat channel!
  • WHO: Anybody who likes to run lots and lots of trails, interspersed with a little history
  • WHAT: Join the Friends of Pa White Clay Preserve on a ½ Marathon trail run at Pa’s scenic White Clay Preserve with 4.5 and 8 mile shorter options. The course is a loop with an added loop to the TRI STATE Marker where Pennsylvania, Maryland and Delaware meet making it feasible to run in three states.
  • WHEN: Saturday, May 18, 2013. Orientation at 7:45 AM ; race start at 8:00.
  • WHERE: Start/finish is at the PA White Clay Preserve Office parking lot, at the intersections of London Tract, Sharpless and Southbank Roads in London Britain Township, several miles north of Newark, DE.
  • WHY: Because if you're reading this, you're the sort of person who will truly enjoy a unique nature jaunt.  The course is a loop with two cut-offs for lite versions of the run, and is mostly hilly single-track trail with one moderate stream crossings, and just a teensy bit of gnarly stuff to satisfy the trail-running purist. Its roughly measured the but it's 90% trail with something like 1600 ft. of aggregate vertical climb and has some great views including the Federally designated “Wild & Scenic Stream” of White Clay. This run is meant for moderately experienced trail runners, but anyone who wants to try and promises not to whine if they get tired and dirty is welcome. We will have snack/water refill stations. The course will be marked by tape, flags, spray chalk or some creative combination of the three. We hope to have maps and course instructions.
  • COST: We're collecting $0, zero, zip, nada. . Additional donations to defray costs will be graciously accepted, with leftover monies donated to the non-profit PA White Clay Friends. All participants are encouraged to bring 1 gallon of water for aid stations or the post race festivities.

Registration: Opens on March 1, 2013 using Raceit.com and will be limited to 200 runners. Click here to register: https://www.raceit.com/Register/?event=19519

Schwag: Most likely some, plus an optional Friends of White Clay Preserve technical shirt may be purchased when registering.

Awards? Most likely! And we are planning to have a post race barbeque at the finish.

CONTACT Hunt Bartine; hbartine@yahoo.com 267-273-6885 Or check out: http://friendsofpawccp-org.doodlekit.com/home

This is an semi informal fun race, completely free. You participate strictly at your own risk, and are solely responsible for your own safety. You must complete and sign a WAIVER OF LIABILITY.

And, don't believe the course distances. This is a Hunt-designed™ TrailDawg race, after all!

PHUNT 2013 Update

Here is an update on the 2013 edition of the TrailDawgs' dead-of-winter day of multimiled craziness, the PHUNT 50K Trail Run. 
  • Date: Saturday January 5, 2013
  • Time: Race starts at 0900, orientation at 0845
  • Place: Fair Hill NRMA, 1987 South Appleton Road Lot (map here)
  • The course: PHUNT 2013 (updated Friday before race)
  • Registration link for wait list: https://www.raceit.com/register/?event=15168 (limit of 300 runners)

Entry: Unfortunately, we are well over our intended limit of 300 runners so registration is closed. Hunt is keeping a wait list for those still interested, in the off chance there is space (link above). If you are registered but not going to run, will you please email Hunt to allow a wait-lister in?

The Race: PHUNT 50K is run in the standard FatAss format -- no fee, no frills, just 50K of fresh air and plenty of single track trail at beautiful Fair Hill State Natural Area in northeastern Maryland, just a few miles from the Delaware and Pennsylvania state lines. We might mark some of it if we have time. Just in case, bring a map! Print one, or load the race track into your SmartPhone or GPS, from the files on the maps page (updated Friday before race).

Additionally, PHUNT would not be possible without committed volunteers and the gracious staff of Fair Hill NRMA who we have worked with us to make this happen. PLEASE respect the recreation area, DO NOT litter, and realize there may be other non-running Fair Hill users on the trail who should be treated with the utmost courtesy.


Race Amenities: The race is free but you expect amenities? Well, you are in luck -- we'll have just enough to keep you from keeling over from dehydration or starvation. Runners will be have access to fluids and snackies every 5 or 6 miles -- to help in this, we would appreciate it if each runner could bring one drink (preferred) or a snack item to contribute to the aid station tables. Best of all, Brother Phil gave us his barley lentil soup recipe before he left us for Florida, so you can probably expect some hot soup at the finish-line tent.

Parking: Parking space will be very tight for the numbers signed up. Please, please car pool as much as possible to help!

The Canned Food Drive: Please Participate in the PHUNT X Run Food Drive! The "2013 Runabundance for Philabundance" is once again coordinated by TrailDawg Alex Osterneck. As Alex notes:
Food-insecurity is a sad, unfortunate reality in America. In the greatest country in the history of the world, an astonishing 47-Million people collect food-stamps. That is 1/6 of our national-population. And there are millions more who go hungry that do not benefit from food stamps. Grown adults, children and senior-citizens in DE, MD & PA need your help – please donate canned-goods and non-perishables at PHUNT X. As in years past, all donations will be distributed to The Elkton Relief Shelter, The Delaware Food Bank, and Philabundance.

Thanks to the generosity of the 2012 PHUNT runners, 2012 was a huge success with ~1000-lbs of donated food brought to the race for distribution. Help break the TD record in 2013!! The participant who donates the most (canned goods, macaroni & cheese, breakfast cereals, no perishables,) will be crowned 2013 King or Queen, win personal-satisfaction, and be awarded a $50 gift-certificate to Trail Creek Outfitters.

Race Supporters: Thanks to the generosity of area merchants Trail Creek Outfitters, Delaware Running Company, and Chester County Running Store Pottstown, there will be giveaways at the start and merchandise awards for top finishers. Many thanks to these fine businesses for their generous support of this trail event!






Mason-Dixon Shortest Day Test Run Results

Despite all attempts to scare off everyone who expressed interest, two brave runners completed a test run of the Mason-Dixon Shortest Day 50K++.

Ryan Vandenberg now has the fastest time with an 8 hour and 35 minute passage through this very difficult stretch of trail.

Gary Lukacs hustled in on the final section and made it to the finish line exactly at the 4:45 pm sunset time.

Congratulations guys!

More info and pictures are on the MDSD page.

2013 MDSD Test Run Announced

PLEASE NOTE DATE CHANGE TO SUNDAY!
Why? possible presence of hunters on Saturday

RD Hunt Bartine has announced the inaugural run of another little bit of TrailDawg lunacy: The Mason Dixon Shortest Day 50K Challenge.

This do-it-yourself concept run will take place on SUNDAY December 23, 2012 on the west bank of the Susquehanna River south of Wrightville, PA, using the northern half of the Mason Dixon Longest Day 100K Challenge route. It will not likely be the easiest 50K you've run.

This is just an idea and not an event. Runners are totally on their own. There will be no aid, nobody at the start or finish, no organizers anywhere along the trail. The TrailDawgs are only suggesting this idea, providing links to maps here, and will publish your completion time on the web site. Don't ask for anything else. Runners are asked to record their own times and email them RD Hunt Bartine (Hbartine@yahoo.com) to develop a baseline for perhaps future more organized MDSDs.

Any normal person would be in their warm home getting ready for the holidays with loved ones. If you are considering this run, you should ask yourself "What in the heck's wrong with me?" and then visit the >> MDSD Web Page << for map links and other info.

2013 PHUNT X Registration Open!


Holy freezing guacamole! The Halloween stores are just opening and here we are, again, talking about the 2013 edition of the TrailDawgs' dead-of-winter day of multimiled craziness, the PHUNT 50K Trail Run! 

  • Date: Saturday January 5, 2013
  • Time: Race starts at 0900, orientation at 0845
  • Place: Fair Hill NRMA, 1987 South Appleton Road Lot (map here)
  • The course: PHUNT 2013
  • Cost: Free! Gratis! (but we are grateful for contributions that go to the park and to cover our miscellaneous expenses)
  • Registration link: https://www.raceit.com/register/?event=15168 (limit of 300 runners)

The Race: PHUNT 50K is run in the standard FatAss format -- no fee, no frills, just 50K of fresh air and plenty of single track trail at beautiful Fair Hill State Natural Area in northeastern Maryland, just a few miles from the Delaware and Pennsylvania state lines. 

The Canned Food Drive: We will continue the non-perishable food collection for local shelters and food banks this year. Please plan to bring an item or two for those who need help.

Course Pre-Runs: Yes, you can take the opportunity to get lost in Fair Hill before race day! Sunday, December 9, at 0800, South Appleton Lot, 15.5 mile loop tour, probably unmarked, stay together or follow map.

Race Amenities: The race is free but you expect amenities? Well, you are in luck -- we'll have just enough to keep you from keeling over from dehydration or starvation. Runners will be have access to fluids and snackies every 5 or 6 miles -- to help in this, we would appreciate it if each runner could bring one drink (preferred) or a snack item to contribute to the aid station tables. Best of all, Brother Phil left us his barley lentil soup recipe for he left us for Florida, so you can probably expect some hot soup at the finish-line tent.

Parking: Parking space will be very tight for the numbers signed up. Please, please car pool as much as possible to help!

2013 marks the 10th Running of The PHUNT, so come on out and freeze your keister with us.

2010 participant run report: http://www.runningalife.com/phunt-50k-race-report/